According to USA Today, schools all over the country are banning games such as soccer and tag, because it is too dangerous and children might get hurt.

Unbelievable! What is next? Make all schools single-floor (stairs are dangerous, you could fall), ban hot meals (kids might burn themselves), elimate all windows (glass is sharp when it breaks) and doors (to prevent running in to them)?!

Un-be-liev-a-able